"pauljones" (pauljones)
08/26/2013 at 16:31 • Filed to: None
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"pauljones" (pauljones)
08/26/2013 at 16:31 • Filed to: None | 2
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Vanilla ice cream is teh awesomeness.
Also, I like the Mercedes-Benz GLA, though I don't like many other M-B products. I don't like contemporary supercars; their self-derivative nature bores me. I would rock a Chevrolet Citation X11 or a Dodge Omni GLHS all day, every day. And twice on Sundays. I'm currently listening to Fire Water Burn by the Bloodhound Gang. I still have my childhood teddy bear on a shelf in my apartment. I've sampled Axe products. I believe that the 458 Italia looks like a snake that ate its own ass. I think that all the articles and comments about beige this and boring that are hypocritical bullshit. If I had a man crush, William H. Macy would totally be the subject of it. Freeze-dried ice cream is one of my favorite forms of junk food. The Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic is hideous. I have used turn signals while driving a BMW.
And I'm not ashamed of any of it.
What are you not ashamed of that you probably should be?
For Sweden
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:36 |
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People are ashamed of liking Vanilla ice cream?
If that's the standard of same, I should probably be ashamed of enjoying a day at the beach.
Brian, The Life of
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:37 |
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I totally watch American Pickers and Pawn Stars.
/guilty pleasures
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pauljones
> For Sweden
08/26/2013 at 16:39 |
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For shame, sir, for shame.
duurtlang
> For Sweden
08/26/2013 at 16:39 |
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I'd be ashamed if I liked Vanilla Ice... ice baby.
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pauljones
> Brian, The Life of
08/26/2013 at 16:40 |
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May the lord absolve the world of too many fucks to give so that they can enjoy the entertainment value of said shows.
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pauljones
> duurtlang
08/26/2013 at 16:41 |
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I'd only be ashamed if I stole riffs from a Queen song.
Leadbull
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:42 |
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I still have my childhood teddy bear on a shelf in my apartment.
Nonsense, Picard. We all know you live in space.
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Brian, The Life of
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:43 |
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R-amen
Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:45 |
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I have a strong and lasting love for Tom Hanks. It will never change. It is timeless. Like the phases of the moon.
I love loud, obnoxious public burnouts, but I think the guys in those super speeder videos are dumb shits that should go to jail.
I hate the word hamburger. I hate saying it and hearing it. It is a strange.
$kaycog
> Brian, The Life of
08/26/2013 at 16:45 |
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Me too! I also like vanilla ice cream.
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pauljones
> Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
08/26/2013 at 16:47 |
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Some of that love was tarnished was The DaVinci Code, though.
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pauljones
> $kaycog
08/26/2013 at 16:49 |
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I knew we were friends for a reason. That, and the occasional pictures of supermodels that you post. And that one video that got deleted one time. That was actually kind of funny.
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Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:49 |
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I also thoroughly enjoyed the first two seasons of Jersey Shore. I said it was because my girlfriend made me watch it. That was a lie.
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Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:50 |
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I choose to pretend I have no idea what you are talking about.
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pauljones
> Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
08/26/2013 at 16:51 |
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Wow, man. That was deep, and took a great deal of courage to confess. I feel like we're a closer community now because of the openness in the comments to this post.
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$kaycog
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:53 |
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We've been friends a long time. In fact, I think I was chatting to you when I got my star. Yeah, that video deletion was very funny!
William Byrd
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:53 |
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I like Vanilla Ice.
Stef Schrader
> Leadbull
08/26/2013 at 16:54 |
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Puff is the codriver of the spaceship, obviously.
Mikeado
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:55 |
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It's good of Mercedes to name their new pointless compact crossover after the Gangmasters Licensing Authority.
Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:58 |
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I've had an Audi A6 and I used the indicators all the time. I've never been turned on by Jaguars except for the new XJ and F-type. I really geek out when interiors are symmetrical in their layout and have noticeable divisions between climate, stereo and trip computers. I like Kelly Clarkson. The last Ferrari I liked was the 355. I like about three songs by the Stones. I deplore nacho flavor Doritos. I live perfectly happy without drinking softdrinks. If my only choices for beer were Miller, Budweiser and Coors I'd quit cold turkey. I still like to read comics. I enjoy the taste or Redman. I'm not a bog sports fan. In fact I hardly follow sports at all.
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 16:59 |
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You sir are wrong. Clearly Brad Pitt is the only acceptable man crush.
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pauljones
> $kaycog
08/26/2013 at 17:02 |
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I'm glad I contributed something positive to this place. :)
Also, this post has been way too tame thus far.
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pauljones
> Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
08/26/2013 at 17:06 |
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The 355 was the last real Ferrari in my books. I, too, could live without Doritos and soft drinks, and would sooner drink PBR than Miller, Bud, or Coors. Comics are awesome, and I don't know shit about sports, either. And Kelly Clarkson is indeed quite lovely.
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duurtlang
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 17:08 |
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A few weeks ago I was within a few miles of the Nürburgring... twice, on two separate days. I was driving my own coupe. I chose not to go to the Nürburgring.
I don't follow sports. None, including those involving cars.
A few weeks ago I was so close to the Stelvio Pass it was already indicated on signs. 'Turn left and you're practically on Stelvio' close. I was driving my own coupe. I chose not to go to Stelvio.
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Stef Schrader
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 17:10 |
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I collect Puffalumps. Ain't care. Look at this cute bunny rabbit. LOOK AT IT!
Sometimes I like to MST3K bad television. I haven't laughed as hard as I did at "Honey Boo Boo's" overall grossness in a long, long time. I sort of dug it when "Beavis and Butt-head" did just that with the new episodes, too.
I didn't mind the design of the second-gen Prius. The one after the ugly Echo-based one, but before they made it look like a busy bar of soap. Sitting in one, with all its toys in 2004, wasn't a bad place to sit. It did point-A-to-point-B transit for people who didn't care about performance well. I thought Aztek tents were cool. Car, not so much. Tent package = AWESOME. I sort of respect the Murano Cross-Cabriolet for having the balls to try something different, even though I hated my Nissan and think the Murano 'vert looks like an awkward chopped lump. It's a variation on the bland CUV lump. I can respect that. I won't own any of these, ever, but I won't give their owners as much poo unless they drive like turdfaces. (Note: disclaimer usually applies to the Prii.)
I don't mind some pop music. The kind people like to make fun of, that's commercial and full of derp. A lot of it's bad. Terribad. But if it's catchy, I'm going to listen to it and not care. Same goes for a lot of wacky things in my music collection. The entire thing is one big "I stopped caring a long, long time ago" tribute to my own epic awesomeness.
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pauljones
> Stef Schrader
08/26/2013 at 17:14 |
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I have no idea what puffalumps are, but the picture of the bunny in the passenger seat in one of your other comments is awesome. And quite honestly, I've always liked the Prius. It may not be an enthusiast's cup of tea per se, but it is competent at exactly what it was meant to do, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I might also like the Murano Cabriolet. There, I said it.
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Stef Schrader
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 17:19 |
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Puffalumps are stuffed animals made out of parachute-type material and stuffed lightly with poly-fil. They're suuuuuuper fluffy!
Dusty Ventures
> Stef Schrader
08/26/2013 at 17:26 |
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I thought I was the only one who liked the Aztek tent...
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Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 17:31 |
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I should also mention, I really like the GLK250 BlueTEC?
Long Live the Longdoor
> pauljones
08/26/2013 at 18:41 |
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I like Nicolas Cage and the movies he is in. I'm not sure if it's some sort of satirical sense or if I actually like his acting.
I also like smelling wet, brown paper towels. Yup. Perhaps it was that accident prone fat lip I iced all those years in elementary school or perhaps I have a problem.
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Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
> duurtlang
08/27/2013 at 08:28 |
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You have the will power of a donkey.
Out of curiosity, what kind of coupe?
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duurtlang
> Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
08/27/2013 at 08:49 |
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A Peugeot 406 coupe. I did choose to drive better, less bogged down by tourists mountain passes so it was a very conscious choice.
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Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
> duurtlang
08/27/2013 at 09:44 |
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Nice! Like this?
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duurtlang
> Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
08/27/2013 at 09:46 |
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Yes, this one is mine.
